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\u201cA\u015fk olsun Liath i\u015f mi bu \u015fimdi? Tarihe \u2018felaket senesi\u2019 olarak ge\u00e7meyi aln\u0131n\u0131n ak\u0131, elinin olanca kiri ve dahi b\u00fct\u00fcn azalar\u0131na yay\u0131lm\u0131\u015f her anlamda (men\u015fe, etki, b\u00f6yle bir garip mendebur gibi h\u00e2ller, vb. bak\u0131mlar\u0131ndan) \u00c7in Mal\u0131 vir\u00fcs\u00fcyle fazlas\u0131yla hak etmi\u015f tuhaf bir y\u0131l\u0131 hunharca geride b\u0131rakal\u0131 \u00e7ok olmad\u0131. Hatta beterin beterine evrilme y\u00f6n\u00fcnde kuvvetli sinyaller veren bir ba\u015fka senenin ilk ay\u0131na veda etme sular\u0131n\u0131 kula\u00e7lamaktayken bu mu senin ataca\u011f\u0131n ba\u015fl\u0131k?\u201d dedi\u011finizi duyar gibi oluyorum. Hele ki bir de i\u015fe g\u00fcce dalarak d\u00fcnya gailesine kendimi kapt\u0131r\u0131p yekten s\u0131rra kadem basmama ramak kala hasret kald\u0131\u011f\u0131m hasbih\u00e2l ufkundan bir gayret tekrar s\u00f6k\u00fcn etmi\u015fken belki bu biraz fazla hafif gibi g\u00f6r\u00fcnebilir ilk bak\u0131\u015fta\u2026<\/p>\n
\u2026Bak\u0131\u015fta da, bir t\u00fcrl\u00fc o minval \u00fczere duyar kasam\u0131yorum efendim, \u015f\u00f6yle izah edeyim: (Laf\u0131n buras\u0131na da mim koyunuz; \u015fahit olundu\u011fu \u00fczere i\u015fte \u201c\u00e7okomel\u201d de dedim; dolay\u0131s\u0131yla yaz\u0131m\u0131z ucundan k\u0131y\u0131s\u0131ndan teknik olarak \u201cekonomi\u201d yaz\u0131s\u0131 da olmu\u015f oldu! Kay\u0131tlara ge\u00e7sin, tutanaklara i\u015flensin.) 2020\u2019nin benzetildi\u011fi ki\u015fi: Biricik Ye\u015fil\u00e7am\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n lakab\u0131 laz\u0131m de\u011fil vazge\u00e7ilmez karakter oyuncular\u0131ndan sevgili Co\u015fkun G\u00f6\u011fen (ki bu ger\u00e7ek hayatta d\u00fcnya beyefendisi oyuncumuzla tam yirmi y\u0131l \u00f6nce Antalya\u2019da bir bal\u0131k lokantas\u0131nda \u201cessahtan\u201d tan\u0131\u015f\u0131p sohbet etmi\u015fli\u011fimiz de vard\u0131r. Kalender bir karde\u015fimiz daha sonra sevab\u0131na hat\u0131rlat\u0131rsa, kendisinden dinledi\u011fim, sinema tarihimize dipnot olacak de\u011fi\u015fik \u00e7ap ve ebatta anekdotlar\u0131 da payla\u015fabilirim.)<\/p>\n 2020\u2019den kurtulup da 2021\u2019e s\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131ld\u0131\u011f\u0131nda bizi bekledi\u011fi varsay\u0131lanlar\u0131 \u00f6zetleyen Twitter payla\u015f\u0131mlar\u0131ndaki g\u00f6rsellerde b\u0131y\u0131k alt\u0131ndan tebess\u00fcm eden vesikal\u0131k resmin alt\u0131n yeleli, alt\u0131n k\u00fcnyeli ve hatta kost\u00fcmlerinin de\u011fi\u015fmez dore tonlar\u0131 g\u00f6z \u00f6n\u00fcnde bulunduruldu\u011funda alt\u0131n g\u00f6mlekli sahibi: Sinemam\u0131z\u0131n bir ba\u015fka vazge\u00e7ilmez, bir noktadan da sonra da ka\u00e7\u0131n\u0131lmaz oyuncusu, Adalar\u2019\u0131nda az \u00e7i\u011f b\u00f6rek yemedi\u011fimiz g\u00fczide Eski\u015fehir\u2019in Mithat K\u00f6rler ve C\u00fcneyt Ark\u0131n\u2019la beraber an\u0131lmaya seza bir ba\u015fka medar-\u0131 iftihar\u0131 Nuri Al\u00e7o. Nazilli\u2019de el\u2019an \u201cBizon Reyiz\u201d olarak nam sald\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 duymamla bana kahkaha att\u0131ran Qanon \u015eaman\u0131; bir ba\u015fka deyi\u015fle surat\u0131 \u2018Cesur Y\u00fcrek\u2019 boyal\u0131, d\u00f6\u015f\u00fc Rock alb\u00fcm\u00fc kapa\u011f\u0131 d\u00f6\u011fmeli Viking k\u0131l\u0131kl\u0131 Redneck. Ayn\u0131 meclisin k\u00fcrs\u00fcs\u00fcn\u00fc basbaya\u011f\u0131 \u00e7akt\u0131rarak s\u0131rtlay\u0131p g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u00fcrken kameralara \u201cKaptan bak ne g\u00fczel \u00fc\u00e7 say\u0131l\u0131k at\u0131yorum!\u201d dercesine baka baka s\u0131r\u0131tarak \u201cLanet olas\u0131ca Federaller\u201de bol bol tutuklanmal\u0131k g\u00f6rsel delil veren, zann\u0131mca IQ\u2019sunun d\u00fczeyi ayakkab\u0131 numaras\u0131yla akran, yi\u011fidin bin y\u0131l ge\u00e7se de asla harman olamayaca\u011f\u0131 Kuzey Dakota\u2019n\u0131n ba\u011fr\u0131ndan kopup gelmi\u015f Amerikan sakall\u0131 tavernac\u0131s\u0131.<\/p>\n Haliyle m\u00fctevaz\u0131 ve fakat dirayetli bi\u00e7imde iddia ediyorum; benim ba\u015fl\u0131kta da yer verdi\u011fim kadro, yukar\u0131daki zevattan daha Dadaist de\u011fil. Hem zaten, her \u015fey bir tarafa Sar\u0131 B\u0131y\u0131k ve Kaleci Sa\u00e7l\u0131 Adam\u2019\u0131n de\u011fi\u015fmez ekran mek\u00e2n\u0131 Flash TV\u2019nin yads\u0131namaz bir \u201cruhu ve asaleti\u201dnin olmas\u0131 da cabas\u0131\u2026<\/p>\n Dadaizm demi\u015fken, i\u015fte tam da bu anlamda koskoca memleket olarak yirmi birinci y\u00fczy\u0131l\u0131n ba\u015f\u0131nda yakalad\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z tuhaf kafan\u0131n i\u015faret etti\u011fi nokta ad\u0131na \u00e7ok \u00f6nemsiyorum bu ak\u0131m\u0131 ve onun fark\u0131na varmadan T\u00fcrkiye \u015fubesi olmak payesini \u00fcstlenmi\u015f ifade alanlar\u0131n\u0131. \u015eair burada ne mi demek istiyor? \u0130zah edeyim efendim:<\/p>\n Anadolu ve Rumeli\u2019nin ortak \u00f6zellikleri T\u00fcrk \u00e7ar\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131n de\u011fmi\u015f olmas\u0131 olan say\u0131s\u0131z farkl\u0131 noktas\u0131nda, birbirinden habersiz ve fakat ayn\u0131 duyarl\u0131l\u0131k ve istikrarla var olagelmi\u015f halk feylesoflar\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n duru hikmetleri vard\u0131r ya hani\u2026 Bu erdemli s\u00f6zleri da\u011farc\u0131\u011f\u0131ndan kulak kabartan herkese bir \u00e7\u0131rp\u0131da arma\u011fan ediveren i\u015fbu arif ki\u015filerin s\u0131fatlar\u0131 zaman i\u00e7erisinde hac\u0131 amca, a\u011f\u0131r abi, molla kad\u0131n, sessiz sakin okey yanc\u0131s\u0131, kantin bilgesi, \u201cbizim babacan bedenci\u201d, \u201cger\u00e7ekten \u00e7ok kafa \u00e7ocuk\u201d, vb. olarak de\u011fi\u015febilir. Ama s\u00f6zlerinin \u00f6z\u00fcndeki ya\u015fam\u0131 can evinden anlayan sade anlay\u0131\u015f ve y\u00fcksek isabet y\u00fczdesi kolay kolay de\u011fi\u015fmez, benim diyen f\u0131rt\u0131nal\u0131 zamanlarda bile anlam\u0131n\u0131 yitirmez. \u0130\u015fte bu \u00fcst olmaktan ziyade \u201cyukar\u0131\u201d akl\u0131n en be\u011fendi\u011fim incilerin birisi de \u015fudur: Demem o ki, bencileyin kronik iyimserlerin bile \u015fekere bulayamayaca\u011f\u0131 hakikat, tene dokunan k\u0131zg\u0131n demir misali orta yerde apa\u015fikar durmakta: \u00dclkemiz de d\u00fcnyam\u0131z da bariz bi\u00e7imde yeni bir olu\u015fun e\u015fi\u011finde. Yakla\u015f\u0131k on y\u0131l \u00f6nce ba\u015flayan ve takriben daha bir on y\u0131l daha devam edip art\u00e7\u0131 \u015foklar\u0131n\u0131 sonraki birka\u00e7 on y\u0131la da sark\u0131tacak \u00e7alkant\u0131l\u0131 ve sanc\u0131l\u0131 bir d\u00f6nemin belki de en keskin d\u00f6nemecinden ge\u00e7mekteyiz. Her t\u00fcrden bin bir derdin heyula gibi hayat\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n her alan\u0131na \u00e7\u00f6reklenmesi yolun tam da bu bol virajl\u0131 noktas\u0131nda savrulmamak i\u00e7in sarf etti\u011fimiz b\u00fct\u00fcn sayg\u0131de\u011fer \u00e7abalar\u0131n alt\u0131ndaki ana neden. \u00d6yleyse haydi bakal\u0131m Vira Bismillah! Kronik iyimserlerin bile \u015fekere bulayamayaca\u011f\u0131 hakikat, tene dokunan k\u0131zg\u0131n demir misali orta yerde apa\u015fikar durmakta: \u00dclkemiz de d\u00fcnyam\u0131z da bariz bi\u00e7imde yeni bir olu\u015fun e\u015fi\u011finde. On y\u0131l \u00f6nce ba\u015flad\u0131 ve daha bir on y\u0131l daha devam edece\u011fe benziyor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":76,"featured_media":12327,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[1629,1633,1634,1630,1632,1631,1628],"yoast_head":"\n
\nEfendim ben de isterdim ge\u00e7mi\u015f y\u0131l\u0131n almana\u011f\u0131n\u0131 ba\u011flar gibi \u015f\u0131k bir \u00f6zet ge\u00e7ip i\u015fbu senenin ayd\u0131nl\u0131k ufuklar\u0131na yelken a\u00e7aca\u011f\u0131m\u0131za dair pamuk \u015fekeri pembesi c\u00fcmleler kaleme almak\u2026 Hem b\u00f6ylelikle hepimizin \u00f6zellikle \u015fu aralar \u00e7ok ihtiyac\u0131 olan o t\u0131ls\u0131ml\u0131 duyguyu, umudu, kabartma tozunu emmi\u015f kayg\u0131s\u0131z kek pandispanyas\u0131 gibi hacimlendirmi\u015f ve ger\u00e7ekten \u00e7ok \u00f6zledi\u011fim siz sevgili okurlar\u0131ma sat\u0131r aras\u0131ndan muzip\u00e7e g\u00f6z k\u0131rparak g\u00fcl\u00fcmsemi\u015f olurdum. Velakin ve maalesef kaz\u0131n aya\u011f\u0131 hi\u00e7 de \u00f6yle de\u011fil. Merhum Kemal Sunal\u2019\u0131n varl\u0131\u011f\u0131yla klasikle\u015ftirdi\u011fi yap\u0131mlardan \u00f6nde gidip mizah bayra\u011f\u0131n\u0131 hakk\u0131yla tutup dalgaland\u0131ran bir filminde gayet veciz bi\u00e7imde ifade etti\u011fi gibi;
\n\u201cT\u00fcnelin ucu ziyadesiyle \u00e7okomelli bir yere \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n
\nZaten y\u0131l kavu\u015fumunda sosyal medyan\u0131n ziyadesiyle m\u00fctegeyyik (ben dedim oldu; eski dilde \u201cgeyik odakl\u0131\u201d demek, ya da san\u0131r\u0131m \u00f6yle olabilirdi f\u00ee tarihinden bu yana \u00e7ok de\u011fil birka\u00e7 defa do\u011fru yerlerde yinelenseydi! Bu vesileyle, onuncu sayfada \u00f6ld\u00fcrd\u00fc\u011f\u00fc karakteri halk \u00e7ok tutunca otuz ikinci sayfada allem edip kallem edip dirilterek \u201cEy Kari!\u201d diye ba\u015flayan bir tiratla \u00f6yk\u00fcye geri getiren pirimiz Ahmet Mithat Efendi\u2019nin aziz hat\u0131ras\u0131na h\u00fcrmetler!) benzetmelerine maruz kald\u0131k. Tam bu umars\u0131z sulu yarenlik bitti derken bu kez de ger\u00e7ek hayat\u0131n tam orta yerinden, d\u00fcnya g\u00fcndeminin g\u00f6bek ta\u015f\u0131n\u0131, yak\u0131n gelecekte so\u011fumayacak bi\u00e7imde \u0131s\u0131tan bamba\u015fka ve beklenmedik olaylar\u0131n anlams\u0131z seyircili\u011fine d\u00fc\u00e7ar eyledi bizi felek.
\nDalgas\u0131yla ciddisiyle, ac\u0131s\u0131yla tatl\u0131s\u0131yla i\u015fbu dem vurduklar\u0131mdan se\u00e7me yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131zda ele avuca gelen kadroya bir bakar m\u0131s\u0131n\u0131z l\u00fctfen?<\/p>\n
\nTesad\u00fcf bu ya, genellikle petrol zengini \u00fclkelere \u201cdemokrasi g\u00f6t\u00fcrmek\u201dten ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131 kald\u0131ramad\u0131\u011f\u0131ndan olsa gerek, bu kez tak\u0131m\u0131n ba\u015f\u0131ndaki evlere \u015fenlik \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n teknik direkt\u00f6r\u00fcn ofsayttan bihaber kara d\u00fczen oyun kurmas\u0131n\u0131n \u00f6nce kaynama ve sonras\u0131nda da patlama noktas\u0131na ula\u015fmas\u0131n\u0131n zirvesindeki \u201cCapitol Bask\u0131n\u0131\u201dn\u0131n mah\u015ferin d\u00f6rt atl\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 g\u0131d\u0131klayan muhte\u015fem geri \u00fc\u00e7l\u00fcs\u00fc:<\/p>\n
\nTemsilciler Meclisi\u2019nin duvar\u0131na kanca atarken kan tere bo\u011fulan kovboy aksanl\u0131, \u00f6n y\u0131kamas\u0131z y\u0131kanmaktan erken solmu\u015f Batman kost\u00fcml\u00fc ge\u00e7 gelen ergen s\u0131tral\u0131 Hill Billy Day\u0131.<\/p>\n
\n\u201cBin tasa bir bor\u00e7 \u00f6demez.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u0130\u015fte ben de, haz\u0131r ezici \u00e7o\u011funlu\u011fumuz yar\u0131 g\u00f6n\u00fcll\u00fc (g\u00f6n\u00fcls\u00fcz?) karantina ortam\u0131nda ve evlerimizde s\u00fcrg\u00fcn iken, \u00e7ar\u015f\u0131n\u0131n hepten kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131\u011f\u0131 \u015fu \u201cYa hocam bir dur ya, zaten ortal\u0131k kar\u0131\u015f\u0131k!\u201d d\u00fczleminde bir nebze de olsa bir borcun sadrine \u015fifa olmaktan aciz bin tasadan bir nebze olsun uzakla\u015ft\u0131rmak istiyorum bizleri.
\nAllah \u015fahit ki bu konudaki en g\u00fcvenilir liman da -kendi m\u00fctevaz\u0131 deneyimimden yola \u00e7\u0131karsam- Flash TV\u2019nin Ger\u00e7ek Kesit\u2019inin epistemolojik ve semantik analizinden k\u0131talar aras\u0131 gezi g\u00fcncelerine, do\u011frulu\u011funa kal\u0131b\u0131m\u0131 bas\u0131p yemin billah etsem inan\u0131lmayacak olmas\u0131na zerrece bozulmayaca\u011f\u0131m ultra fantastik askerlik an\u0131lar\u0131ndan Anadolu\u2019da m\u00fcfetti\u015flik yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131m d\u00f6nemin yadig\u00e2r\u0131 ucundan bankac\u0131l\u0131k hat\u0131ralar\u0131na ve \u00e7ok daha \u00f6telere uzanan renkli boyutun k\u0131y\u0131lar\u0131nda yer al\u0131yor.<\/p>\n
\nBu sohbetimiz yeni yay\u0131n d\u00f6nemi \u00f6ncesi tan\u0131t\u0131m bab\u0131ndan bir girizg\u00e2h olsun.
\nYeni y\u0131l boyunca farkl\u0131 ezgileri beraber terenn\u00fcm edercesine ya\u015fanm\u0131\u015fl\u0131klar\u0131n payla\u015f\u0131l\u0131nca \u00e7o\u011falan keyfini beraber s\u00fcrmek dile\u011fiyle\u2026
\nEfendim, Sar\u0131 B\u0131y\u0131k ve Kaleci Sa\u00e7l\u0131 Adam ile hayat\u0131n anlam\u0131na dair g\u00fczellemelere ne zaman m\u0131 de\u011finece\u011fim?
\nDedi\u011fim gibi, az sonra, pek yak\u0131nda, gelecek b\u00f6l\u00fcmde!
\nBuckinghamshire\u2019dan selamlar ve sevgiler herkese efendim.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"