{"id":8591,"date":"2019-11-20T19:30:00","date_gmt":"2019-11-20T16:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/millidusunce.com\/misak\/?p=8591&preview=true&preview_id=8591"},"modified":"2019-11-18T18:00:46","modified_gmt":"2019-11-18T15:00:46","slug":"bruce-lee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/millidusunce.com\/misak\/bruce-lee\/","title":{"rendered":"Bruce Lee\u2019ye kur\u015fun i\u015flemiyormu\u015f abi!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Bruce Lee<\/p><\/div>\n

Hey gidi \u00e7ocuklu\u011fum hey!<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Hey gidi \u00e7ocuklu\u011fum hey! \u201cHerkesin \u00e7ocuklu\u011fu ki\u015fisel ana yurdudur; d\u00f6n\u00fcp dola\u015f\u0131p asl\u0131nda hep oray\u0131 arar.\u201d diyen hikmet sahibine nas\u0131l da kulak vermez ki insan? Bizim nesil i\u00e7in, hani olanca kli\u015fele\u015fmi\u015f unsuru, ge\u00e7mi\u015fe \u00f6zlemin \u00fczerine iki \u00e7am\u00e7ak baklava \u015ferbeti d\u00f6kercesine s\u0131ralam\u0131\u015f gibi olmayay\u0131m ama, 80\u2019lerin gazoz kapa\u011f\u0131 biriktirilen, tek kanall\u0131, Japon kaleli toprak sahada yap\u0131lan kale dire\u011fi ta\u015ftan ma\u00e7l\u0131, h\u00fcz\u00fcnl\u00fc \u00e7ay bah\u00e7elerinde uzun yaz geceleri \u00dcmit Besen\u2019den \u201cCanikosu Yesin\u201d dinlemeli, leblebi tozlu, dokuz kat gofretli, o ekran\u0131 siyah beyaz olsa da kendisi ziyadesiyle renkli y\u0131llar\u0131 art\u0131k ufaktan birer hayale d\u00f6n\u00fc\u015f\u00fcyor.<\/p>\n

Efendili\u011fine ve sakin duru\u015funa ayr\u0131yeten hasta olunmas\u0131nda bir beis g\u00f6rmedi\u011fimiz \u00dcmit A\u011fabeyimizin malum \u015fark\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 zikredince akl\u0131ma \u00e7ocuklu\u011fumuzun biraz daha tebess\u00fcm ettiren \u201cyemeli\u201d bir y\u00f6n\u00fc geldi. Yok; horoz \u015fekeri, tahin-pekmez, sal\u00e7al\u0131 ekmek tarz\u0131 bir yemekten bahsetmiyorum. G\u00f6n\u00fcl co\u011frafyam\u0131z\u0131n semalar\u0131nda olanca ilgisizli\u011fe ve y\u0131pranm\u0131\u015f hallerine ra\u011fmen hala \u0131srarla nazl\u0131 nazl\u0131 dalgalanan dil bayra\u011f\u0131m\u0131z g\u00fczel T\u00fcrk\u00e7emizin zenginli\u011fine delalet eden bir ba\u015fka anlamda \u201cyemek\u201d zihnime d\u00fc\u015fen.<\/p>\n

Afiyetle yedi\u011fimiz o sa\u00e7malar\u2026<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Laf\u0131 uzatmayay\u0131m; ya\u015f\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n verdi\u011fi safl\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 kendi billur de\u011firmenlerine t\u00fckenmez bir kaynak yapan mahallemizin bizden biraz daha b\u00fcy\u00fck a\u011f\u0131r a\u011fabeyleri, o y\u0131llarda ya\u015f\u0131n\u0131z\u0131n on d\u00f6rt olmas\u0131 kafa k\u00e2\u011f\u0131d\u0131 s\u0131kletinizin a\u011f\u0131r kabul edilmesine fazlas\u0131yla yetiyordu, bizlerle a\u011f\u0131r dalga ge\u00e7erlerdi. Tabi ki \u00e7o\u011funlukla ya\u015fad\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z Ege kasabas\u0131n\u0131n d\u0131\u015f d\u00fcnyaya bakan cephesindeki en b\u00fcy\u00fck pencere olan sinema\/TV \u00fczerinden. \u0130\u015fte afiyetle yedi\u011fimiz o sa\u00e7malardan se\u00e7meler:<\/p>\n

\u201c- Bruce Lee yazd\u0131\u011f\u0131na bakmay\u0131n; O\u2019nun ger\u00e7ek ad\u0131 \u2018Vuru\u015f Li!\u2019 Yani ad\u0131 da kendisi gibi T\u00fcrk; T\u00fcrk\u00e7e. Belli oldu\u011fu \u00fczere en eski T\u00fcrk savunma sanat\u0131 Vuru\u015flu\u2019dan geliyor ismi. Zaten anne taraf\u0131ndan Eski\u015fehir Arslanapal\u0131, babas\u0131 da Giresun Alucral\u0131. Hem biliyor musun, v\u00fccudunda gram ya\u011f olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131ndan kaslar\u0131n\u0131 ahanda b\u00f6yle bir s\u0131k\u0131yormu\u015f ve \u00f6yle yap\u0131nca Bruce Lee\u2019ye kur\u015fun i\u015flemiyormu\u015f abi!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201c-Van Damme bacaklar\u0131n\u0131 tam ay\u0131r\u0131p daha iyi tekme atabilmek i\u00e7in ameliyatla\u2026 anatomisini de\u011fi\u015ftirtmi\u015f\/eksiltmi\u015f.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201c- \u015eimdi bu televizyon \u015f\u00f6yle bir \u015fey; Kar\u0131ncal\u0131 Da\u011f\u2019\u0131n tepesinde b\u00fcy\u00fck\u00e7e bir ayna var; oradan b\u00fct\u00fcn ovaya g\u00f6r\u00fcnt\u00fc yans\u0131t\u0131l\u0131yor. Ya\u011fmurlu bulutlu havalarda g\u00f6r\u00fcnt\u00fcn\u00fcn kar\u0131ncal\u0131 olmas\u0131 da hem bundan hem de da\u011f\u0131n ad\u0131ndan.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201c- ET\u2019deki uzayl\u0131 asl\u0131nda ger\u00e7ek, kukla de\u011fil. Oradaki h\u00fck\u00fcmet, halk isyan etmesin diye olay\u0131 filmde geyi\u011fe vurmu\u015f. \u015eu an ET \u0130stanbul\u2019da bir huzurevinde y\u00fcz ya\u015f\u0131nda dede k\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131nda ya\u015f\u0131yor; bizim h\u00fck\u00fcmet de bunun kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131nda Kaleci Toni Schumacher\u2019i alm\u0131\u015f Almanlardan. Hatta ET\u2019nin kombinesi varm\u0131\u015f ve ma\u00e7lar\u0131 ka\u00e7\u0131rm\u0131yormu\u015f, bizim arkada\u015flar yeminlen Altay ma\u00e7\u0131nda g\u00f6rm\u00fc\u015fler kolunda iki eski t\u00fcfek ek\u00fcrisiyle beraber. B\u00f6yle bereyle, atk\u0131yla, kukuletal\u0131 tak\u0131m e\u015fofman\u0131yla geziniyormu\u015f sinsi sinsi\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

Uzar gider bu\u2026 Neyse ki aradan ge\u00e7en y\u0131llarda, ne \u00f6l\u00e7\u00fcde oldu\u011fu tart\u0131\u015f\u0131lsa da her s\u00f6ylenene inanan \u00e7ocuksu y\u00f6n\u00fcm\u00fcz\u00fc, en az\u0131ndan bu t\u00fcr amans\u0131z ve perdesiz palavralara inanmayacak kadar t\u00f6rp\u00fcledik.<\/p>\n

Palavra deyince\u2026<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Palavra deyince akl\u0131m\u0131za tabi ki yine dosta K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck \u0130bo tarz\u0131 \u201c\u0130\u015fte bunu yapma!\u201d caps\u2019li h\u00fcz\u00fcnler, d\u00fc\u015fmana zor zapdedilen gevrek g\u00fcl\u00fc\u015fler, bu ikisinin aras\u0131ndaki taraflara \u201cYahu tam bunlarla ortak bir \u015feyler yapmaya niyetleniyoruz; al\u0131yor bizi bir g\u00fclme!\u201d bab\u0131nda \u015fa\u015fk\u0131nl\u0131klar veren ekonomimiz geliyor!<\/p>\n

Hani olaca\u011f\u0131ndan de\u011fil de candan \u00f6zge i\u015fler pe\u015finde ko\u015fmaktan sakal\u0131n\u0131n on bin bak\u0131m\u0131n\u0131 yapamam\u0131\u015f ball\u0131 bir damat iktisada bakan bir kurumun ba\u015f\u0131na ge\u00e7se, hadi kendisine \u00c7okomel Reyiz diyelim, deme\u00e7 verebilir ya; \u201cYaz bahardan, g\u00fcz yazdan daha iyi olacak.\u201d diye? \u0130\u015fte bu minval \u00fczere bir sa\u00e7ma se\u00e7mesini de ekonomi alan\u0131nda yapal\u0131m diyece\u011fim umars\u0131zca. Bir deneyelim bakal\u0131m, bizleri vakti zaman\u0131nda \u201chunharca\u201d yiyen abilerimizin asl\u0131nda pek de kimseye zarar\u0131 dokunmayan fantastik ve bombastik diskur \u00e7eki\u015flerini solda s\u0131f\u0131r b\u0131rakacak t\u00fcrden yalanc\u0131n\u0131n \u00f6nde gidip bayrak tutanlar\u0131 olsa idi d\u00fcnyada, acaba nas\u0131l palavralar s\u0131karlar, ne t\u00fcr fantastik beyanlar yumurtlarlard\u0131 diye:<\/p>\n

\u201c- De\u011ferli arkada\u015flar\u0131m, enflasyon \u00e7ok \u015f\u00fck\u00fcr y\u00fczde sekiz. Efendim, do\u011falgaza k\u00fcm\u00fcle olarak y\u00fczde k\u0131rk zam m\u0131 geldi? Do\u011fru konu\u015f, bir kerre o zam de\u011fil, d\u00fczenleme. Hem sen \u00f6mr\u00fc hayat\u0131nda bir defa olsun ila\u00e7 i\u00e7in oturup enflasyon oran\u0131 hesaplad\u0131n m\u0131? Ya, kal\u0131rs\u0131n i\u015fte b\u00f6yle manda\u2026 kayma\u011f\u0131 gibi! Bunun daha k\u0131rm\u0131z\u0131 benekli pinpon topu, mavi \u00e7\u0131z\u0131kl\u0131 mayokini, g\u00fcher\u00e7ile, minare g\u00f6lgesi, davul tozu gibi pek \u00e7ok halk\u0131m\u0131z i\u00e7in vazge\u00e7ilmez hale gelmi\u015f temel hesap bile\u015fenleri var. Hem zaten, konuyu de\u011fi\u015ftiriyor gibi olmayay\u0131m ama, yok yok \u0130lhan \u0130rem\u2019den dem vurmayaca\u011f\u0131m, O uzun s\u00fcredir gezen tavuk i\u015finde malum, Ersen ve Dada\u015flar vard\u0131 bir; ne oldu onlara Allah a\u015fk\u0131na, bilen var m\u0131, ha?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201c- OECD verilerine g\u00f6re bizde asgari \u00fccret gayet y\u00fcksek. Asl\u0131nda \u015fimdi d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fcm de acaba bir \u00d6TV\u2019de asgari \u00fccretin kendisine mi\u2026 Hey yavrum hey, ne kafa var bende be, k\u0131z\u0131m bana bakan beyi ba\u011fla hemen, haydi durma!\u201d<\/p>\n

Ebelek g\u00fcbelek, gayd\u0131r\u0131 gubbak\u2026<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\u201c-El \u00e2lemin telefonunu \u00fcretip yaz\u0131l\u0131m\u0131n\u0131 yapaca\u011f\u0131m\u0131za bas\u0131p paray\u0131 en son, en geli\u015fmi\u015fi neyse al\u0131yoruz \u015fakkadanak da gel de bunu birilerine anlatabil! Neymi\u015f efendim yol, k\u00f6pr\u00fc kar\u0131n m\u0131 doyururmu\u015f, vay efendim aslolan \u00fcretimmi\u015f, mi\u015f, mi\u015f, mu\u015f, mu\u015f\u2026 Bug\u00fcn g\u00f6\u00e7\u00fck m\u00f6\u00e7\u00fck de olsa bas\u0131p duble yollardan memlekete eskisinin iki kat\u0131 h\u0131zla gidebiliyor musun ona bak karde\u015fim. Hem kriz var diyorlar ama millette para bol. Ferrari en \u00e7ok hangi \u00fclkede sat\u0131l\u0131yor bilin bakal\u0131m? Efendim, cari denge mi? Sus, dengesiz seni!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201c- \u0130\u015fsizlik sorunu yok. Varsa da kad\u0131nlar da i\u015f arad\u0131\u011f\u0131 i\u00e7in var. Hem bizde hakan vefat edince yerine hatunu ge\u00e7erdi\u2026 Bir saniye, burada hat kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131 sanki, niye \u00f6yle oldu? Aman bo\u015f verin yalan d\u00fcnya, her gen\u00e7 i\u015f bulacak diye bir \u015fey yok zaten!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201c- Satar\u0131m karde\u015fim, babalar gibi satar\u0131m! Devletin elinde ekonomik i\u015fletme olmaz. D\u00fcnyada \u00f6yle de\u011fil mi diyorsun? Adam\u0131n can\u0131n\u0131 s\u0131kma otur oturdu\u011fun yerde! Hem Cimerbank\u2019\u0131 bitirdim oh can\u0131ma de\u011fsin, yak\u0131nda tarihten silinir. Zaten bedava k\u00f6m\u00fcr bize bedava de\u011fil, bir \u015fekilde partiyi\u2026 \u00d6h\u00f6m devletimizi finanse etmeliyiz. Hem bedava k\u00f6m\u00fcr alamayan vatanda\u015f ne yapar? Maazallah, ormandan a\u011fa\u00e7 keser, direkten elektrik \u00e7alar. \u00dcst\u00fcne bir de i\u015f\u00e7i greve \u00e7\u0131ks\u0131n da devlet tasarruf etsin. Ne diyorsun? D\u00fczen mi bozulur? \u015eimdi a\u011fz\u0131m\u0131 bozduracaks\u0131n ha az kald\u0131! Bak sinirlenirsem demir yollar\u0131n\u0131 t\u00fcmden satar\u0131m \u00fc\u00e7 be\u015f trilyon tasarruf da oradan ederiz. Yine mi k\u00f6m\u00fcr sorusu? Yahu kuzum siz k\u00f6m\u00fcr\u00fc yiyip makarnay\u0131 yak\u0131yor musunuz yoksa? Hey Rabbim bana sab\u0131r ver!\u201d<\/p>\n

Bu da uzar gider b\u00f6yle\u2026 Ekonomik ve siyasi sa\u00e7malamalar, yalanlar, bizim oralar\u0131n deyimiyle \u201cebelek g\u00fcbelek\u201d az daha i\u00e7erilerin afacan deyi\u015fiyle \u201cgayd\u0131r\u0131 gubbak\u201d bir dolu laf \u00fc g\u00fczaf\u2026<\/p>\n

\u00c7a\u00e7aron bir teyzenin yar\u0131m a\u011fz\u0131yla ay\u0131p etmek\u2026<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Yinelemekte fayda var; alt\u0131-sekiz ya\u015f aral\u0131\u011f\u0131ndaki yeni yetme bacaks\u0131zlar\u0131 yeme hakk\u0131nda s\u00f6ylenebilecek en a\u011f\u0131r ifade ancak \u201cay\u0131p etmek\u201d olabilir, o da belki \u00e7ok zorlarsak ve b\u00f6yle \u00e7a\u00e7aron bir teyzenin bile yar\u0131m a\u011f\u0131z yapaca\u011f\u0131 tarzda\u2026<\/p>\n

Acaba milyonlarca vatanda\u015f\u0131, kendi insan\u0131n\u0131, en hesap\u00e7\u0131 so\u011fukkanl\u0131l\u0131kla yakla\u015fsak bile say\u0131s\u0131z vergi m\u00fckellefini bu t\u00fcr mesnetsiz s\u00f6ylemlerle en kibar tabirle kand\u0131rmaya yeltenmeye, biz \u015f\u00f6yle dural\u0131m, herkesin hakk\u0131n\u0131 er ge\u00e7 veren tarih ne diyecek?<\/p>\n

Bilmem, siz ne dersiniz; Bruce Lee\u2019ye kur\u015fun i\u015fler mi?<\/p>\n

Buckinghamshire\u2019dan selamlar ve sevgiler herkese efendim.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Acaba milyonlarca vatanda\u015f\u0131, kendi insan\u0131n\u0131 mesnetsiz s\u00f6ylemlerle, en kibar tabirle, kand\u0131rmaya yeltenmeye, biz \u015f\u00f6yle dural\u0131m, herkesin hakk\u0131n\u0131 er ge\u00e7 veren tarih ne diyecek? Bruce Lee’ye kur\u015fun i\u015fleyecek mi?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":76,"featured_media":8594,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_ef_editorial_meta_date_first-draft-date":"","_ef_editorial_meta_paragraph_assignment":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[63,66],"tags":[1090,1091,1092,348,1093],"coauthors":[248],"class_list":["post-8591","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ekonomi","category-siyaset-tarih","tag-bruce-lee","tag-e-t","tag-issizlik-sorunu","tag-oecd","tag-turkiye-ekonomisi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/millidusunce.com\/misak\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8591","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/millidusunce.com\/misak\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/millidusunce.com\/misak\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/millidusunce.com\/misak\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/76"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/millidusunce.com\/misak\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8591"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/millidusunce.com\/misak\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8591\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8620,"href":"https:\/\/millidusunce.com\/misak\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8591\/revisions\/8620"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/millidusunce.com\/misak\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8594"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/millidusunce.com\/misak\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/millidusunce.com\/misak\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/millidusunce.com\/misak\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8591"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/millidusunce.com\/misak\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=8591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}